Ruin A Wish

lol ya 2 of you should know this one already but here is how it works, your goal is to grant the above posters wish, but give it a dark little twist to ruin it for them and then you post your own wish. For example:

I wish I had a pickle

Response:
Granted but it is poisonous.

Then just post your wish, I'll start us off with a simple one.

I wish I had 20 dollars

Granted but its stolen money.

I wish I had a pencil

Lagger09 wrote:

Granted but its stolen money.

I wish I had a pencil

The pencil has no lead whatsoever.

I wish I had a new house. o_O

Granted, but the wiring is bad and it burns down after a few weeks. (During the night with you and your family in it.)


I wish I knew where diaster got this game from. (I've seen it before.)

Granted, but you immediately forget the moment you know it, and can't retain that knowledge.

I wish for an E-cookie.

(It's a typical forum game, along with the hurt & heal. It's also on the Fantasy Life [Diasters map] forum)

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i wish for a cheezburger.

I wish for a shiny nickel.

Too bad that nickel was only chocolate.

I wish I had a Pudge outfit.

i made you a pudge outfit...

but i EATED IT. ";..;"


i wish someone would post after me

granted, but it says ur a dweeb

i wish for an infinite logic loop.

Granted but its so complicated your computer commits suicide


I wish for this topic to go back to the Fantasy Life forums WHERE IT BELONGS!!!

Granted, but it stays here as well.

I wish I was smarter.

Jay.J wrote:

Granted, but it stays here as well.

I wish I was smarter.

You obtain all the knowledge of the universe, then God gets pissed off, and sees it as a challenge. So God then smites you, and you turn into a stuffed animal, preferably a penguin. o_O


I wish I had 500 balloons.

Granted, but 499 of them pop.

I wish I had a friend.

Granted, but then the friend turns out to be a sociopath con artist who gets you to commit crimes against humanity and when the trial finally comes around, only you are found guilty and your friend gets away scott-free which leaves you alone and sad until the needle finally stills your pathetic, beating heart.

I wish I could understand humanity.

granted but you see the shortfalls in our race everywhere you look.

Where's your wish... you just broke the chain... NOOOOOO!!!!! Or, you know, just edit the post and make this one seem non-sequitur.

Fine...

I wish Bash would have posted a wish.

Granted, but he does so in another forum.

I wish I was asleep right now.

i like cheese

So, ignoring Kuro's post...

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish Kuro hadn't messed up her quote of lagger09.

what quote?

i wish DOTA would go away

granted, but then all the assholes go into your games

wish I had a pet rock

Granted, but it was used as a skipping stone in a lake a day after you got it.

I wish I had a boyfriend named Mahfuz.

Granted, but he ends up killing you because he's a sociopath who gets sick of your shit.

I wish no one could tell a lie.