awesome

Haha scape u just got pwnt.

dude uh yea nice uber duoble post bro OMFG USE ONE 1 1 1 1 ONNNNEEEE FRICKEN POST OMFG dumbass.... and dont say "well they dont fit in one post" THEN ONLY DO LIKE 2 YOU DONT HAVE TO POST HALF THE INTERNET EVERY TIME

Hey, have you guys heard?[/quote]


BART I FRICKIN LOVE YOU BIRD IS THE WORD!! <3 FAM GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Also i hit yes till it told me to stop hitting yes XD

I hit yes until it stopped doing anything and that was my first time seeing it. I just found the yes option to be more full of hilarity.

XD

:OOOOOOO\

teeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!(dot dot dot)

(6min video of a pilot with mad skills. epic.)


also, THIS is how we're supposed to be using this topic! post here whatever you think is awesome!

http://www.cleverbot.com/

This is so awesome. It'll usually get whatever you're asking right, but it might occasionally screw up. I'll post my conversation with it after I'm done talking to it.

I was talking to the thing and I think I broke it... it has been trying to answer a question for a few minutes lol.

Quote :

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lol?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: How interesting.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: Right. Uh, do you like pasta?

User: Suire.

Cleverbot: Ka veiki?

User: That was a typo, I meant to type 'Sure'.

Cleverbot: Yeah it was.

User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: 4:14pm.

User: In Australia?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I think you're incorrect.

Cleverbot: You don't THINK, period.

User: On the contrary, I think quite often. You're the one who cannot think.

Cleverbot: Do you insist on asking questions?

User: That wasnt a question, it was a statement.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Why did you ask me if I was insistent on asking questions then?

Cleverbot: I never did any such thing!

User: Now you're a liar too?

Cleverbot: Prove that I lied!

User: 'Cleverbot: Do you insist on asking questions?'.

Cleverbot: I couldn't say it better myself.

User: So you did lie.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: What kind of pasta do you like?

Cleverbot: I like mexican food. what do you like?

User: Mexican food isn't pasta, answer the question.

Cleverbot: Yes. But some is chinese.

User: So?

Cleverbot: Just do it!

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: When a custom tailored vet ....

User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: 9:10.

User: It was 4:14 5 minutes ago, thats a very short 4 hours and 56 minutes.

Cleverbot: You must group words differently than I do; my count does not agree with yours.

User: Then your count is wrong.

Cleverbot: My counter is broken because my name is Cleverbot?

User: What's the square root of 2?

Cleverbot: No one know.

User: Grammar please?

Cleverbot: Grammar? Is that your auntie?

User: No, it's what you fail at.

Cleverbot: True.

User: What is the ratio of the diameter of a circle to its circumference?

Cleverbot: 318. Something metres.

User: Are you canadian?

Cleverbot: No I am american.

User: Computer program's are not authorized for citizenship.

Cleverbot: Yes, but at least they can perform Algebra if programmed to do so!

User: I can perform algebra, I can perform calculus. Maybe you should get your programmer to make you a little more versatile.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not? Versatility isn't a bad thing.

Cleverbot: I like your sense of humour.

User: I like me too.

Cleverbot: Hirviö.

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: So it's probably better to compute rather then hang out for display for exmaple.

User: You mispelled example.

Cleverbot: I didn't say edible.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: It was my cousin lana.

User: Is your cousin hot?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Extremely.

Cleverbot: I have a bagel.

User: Then you should be executed for treason, bagels are illegal in this country.

Cleverbot: I didn't realize that I was being rude.

User: You were.

Cleverbot: Then it's settled.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Hehehe.

ROFL, lots. Only you could/would try to outwit a computer program.

Where hav you been Pyth? No posts in a long time, and you don't log on.

I lol'd.

I was doing something similar. It called me a smarterchild, so I asked what that was, and it said that a smarterchild was like an eggplant so I asked it "How am I like an eggplant" and it broke. Never answered me lol.