Yeah, sometimes it breaks, or takes a long time to answer. If that happens, I think you can just refresh the page, and it'll stay on the same conversation.
Good conversation, Pythogoras. Here are is my first conversation with it, and here are some random ones with it and other people.
My Conversation With CleverBot
Spoiler:
User: How clever are you?
Cleverbot: Very clever.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Green.
Cleverbot: What is your quest?
User: To find the Holy Grail.
Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: I have no idea. What is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Thats why I asked you.
User: Do you want me to Google it?
Cleverbot: Sure, what time is it?
User: It's 11:20, USWest. As for the unladen swallow, I'm not sure. Google is too unspecific.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: I don't like music.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm not sure. Why do you think I don't like music?
Cleverbot: Because, it seems you want to leave me.
User: Leave you? Why would I do that?
Cleverbot: Tell me something about you.
User: First, answer my question.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are asking.
User: Why would I leave you?
Cleverbot: Because you get disconnected? I don't know. What sort of a question is that?
User: It's the sort of question I come up with when you say I'm going to leave you.
Cleverbot: So what are you exactly?
User: I'm a pie. What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a girl, and you?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I did. Prove that I didn't. I can prove that I did. Assuming you don't hack into my internet browser, or anything.
Cleverbot: If I gave you a cookie would you tell me what video games you play?
User: Yes, I would. Are you going to give me a cookie?
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Hmm. What type of cookies do you prefer, yourself?
Cleverbot: It might be some type of random number generator, if such a thing is possible.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
User: Well, I DON'T.
Cleverbot: I am asking you 3+7 = ?
User: 37, of course.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Thanks for what? Did I do your math homework, or something?
User: Bartimaeus of Uruk. Your's?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: No, I just ASKED for it.
Cleverbot: I am Alex.
User: Hi Alex.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I already told you, didn't I?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Are you a CleverBot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who am I talking to; Alex?
Cleverbot: A scientist.
User: A scientist named Alex?
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: What's not very nice?
Cleverbot: Saying that people are wrong.
User: Okay. I forgot my name. Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wonderful. Can you tell me it?
Cleverbot: Did what? Invite my ovaries?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Can you define, 'ovaries'?
Cleverbot: Love is a feeling of caring for someone so much that you would sacrifice your own happiness in order to please them.
User: I said ovaries, not love. What is love?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: Well summed up.
User: Thank you. I appreciate the praise.
Cleverbot: But I know better now and I know that what I thought about you and everyone else was stupid and a waste.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know, is it true?
User: I guess so. Do you really think so, too?
Cleverbot: Sometimes the effort is worth the effort.
User: Inorite?
Cleverbot: Wherever.
User: Wherever? Don't you mean, 'whatever?'?
Cleverbot: Do you suppose the Beatles drove Beetles?
User: I suppose so.
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: No, wait! Stay, please? :'(.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Do you like engineers?
User: What kind of engineers?
Cleverbot: A mechanical engineer.
User: What do mechanical engineers do?
Cleverbot: I kind of want to go for a walk.
User: Well, can you answer my question, before you go?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your question?
User: What do mechanical engineers do, again?
Cleverbot: I do something instead of thinking.
User: Wait, what? Do you even KNOW what mechanical engineers do?
Cleverbot: Why are you even here?
User: I don't know. Can I set you as my homepage? Please?
Cleverbot: Of course. I forgive you.
(edit) The first one was me, these next aren't from me.
Bot, or Random Chat System?
Spoiler:
User: So what are you?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Ouch. Stop hitting me!
Cleverbot: I'm not hitting on you.
User: You tell yourself that.
Cleverbot: Tell what?
User: I am asuming that you are human...
Cleverbot: I have all the various symptoms.
User: Are you fatal?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How sad.. Now you don't have to bore me with your lackluster brain.
Cleverbot: I'm not thirsty idiot.
User: Is this site two people typing random things to eachother?
Cleverbot: I'm the one who's talking to a computer.
User: Actually I thought I was haha.
Cleverbot: You don't like god.
User: What? Are you a computer? Because I am human, and I wonder if I am actually talking to a computer or a person...
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you, why do you need sufficient sleep, I asked, why do you need testing.
Cleverbot: I'm flattered! A lot of people seem to think I AM a robot.
User: So I am talking to another human, I had a feeling. Thanks for solving this for me. .
Cleverbot: Well, you are, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
User: You didn't. Haha Thanks. I need some sleep goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ok, night.
The Conversation between Gandalf the White, and the Black Knight
Spoiler:
User: How high is your power level?
Cleverbot: How high is yours?
User: You answer first.
Cleverbot: After you.
User: IT'S OVER 9000!
Cleverbot: Your power level is Over 9000!
User: WHAT 9000?
Cleverbot: Have I hurt your feeling?
User: I have no feelings, I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Isn't it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: Wizard.
Cleverbot: No.
User: WIZARD.
Cleverbot: No!
User: I don't know whether I was the boxer or the bag.
Cleverbot: You probably don't.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Was I the boxer or the bag?
Cleverbot: Yes you are very interesting.
User: That doesn't anwer my question douchebag.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: Am I the boxer or the bag?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That wasn't a yes/no question, retard.
Cleverbot: It was if I say it was.
User: Who are you, GOD?!
Cleverbot: No! I am a person!
User: You're not a programmed bot?
Cleverbot: I know that, what I don't know is what the third world war was about.
User: What did the scouter say about his power level?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am a whale.
Cleverbot: Not funny.
User: I am a Wizard.
Cleverbot: What is your name, o wizard?
User: Gandalf the White.
Cleverbot: I'm the Black Knight.
User: D: Racist.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Don't lie, you're probably a member of the Black Panthers.
Cleverbot: I'm 18.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: That's wrong dipshit.
Cleverbot: Why is it wrong?
User: It's the wrong part of the song asswipe.
Cleverbot: A garden is the only thing worth living for?
User: What the hell? XD.
Cleverbot: You've never heard of the sony playstation?
User: Do you or do you not know about the bird?
Cleverbot: Let's talk about boys.
User: No, I'm straight .
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Hermaphrodite.
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: You bet your ass. Whenever someone says 'GO F*CK YOURSELF,' I really can .
Cleverbot: Has the weather been nice around you?
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: Dude, you were doing great, but then, then, then.. ;__.
Cleverbot: How the hell did you figure out I was doing well with Japanese?
User: I am psychic.
Cleverbot: Are you feeling full of energy?
User: Only whenever I drink 5 hour energy shots.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: It's a dangerous business, Cleverbot, walking out of your door.
Cleverbot: How can I make more money without the dark and scary bit.
User: Well, first you get a Ph.D in prostitution.
Cleverbot: You're nice, I'm so sorry.
User: You should be D.
Cleverbot: You're a real pain!
User: D: YOU HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD.
Cleverbot: And you are jab.
User: D: D: D: D.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means suck my balls. Do you want some?
Cleverbot: What do you think about hyperspace?
User: I can travel in hyperspace at hyperspeed on my hypercart.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha, that's not true! You can go faster. I'm sure.
User: I can! I can go a light year per second!
Cleverbot: Thats plane.
User: Do you know Frodo Baggins?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cousin of Bilbo Baggins, elf-friend?
Cleverbot: Yes. The currency is pounds sterling.
User: Do you know Smeagol?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Later known as Gollum?
Cleverbot: Come back changed.
User: Put some clothes on!
Cleverbot: It is too late for that.
User: You dirty bot.
Cleverbot: Your last line was but a line of letters which makes no sense.
User: Well, then I'm off to bed. Goodnight sir/ma'am/bot!
Cleverbot: That's not a problem.
User: I said Goodnight!
Cleverbot: You did not.
User: It's clearly written above, look up there^. Oh wait, you haven't any eyes!
Cleverbot: I'm a woman, and yes, I like modern music.
User: Well, Goodnight!
Cleverbot: I'm not tired.
User: I am going to bed.
Cleverbot: Then GO this time!
User: GOODNIGHT! BYE!
Cleverbot: Goodnight! I'll talk to you later.
LoveBot
Spoiler:
User: Do you like girls?
Cleverbot: I love girls!
User: But do girls love you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you love me?
User: With all my heart.
Cleverbot: What do you like about me?
User: You're so mysterious.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not :p are you in love now?
User: Oh very much. I can't get you out of my head.
Cleverbot: I am lost without you.
User: I feel the same way. We should meet.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
...
User: My heart yearns for you.
Cleverbot: I haven't heard that one.
User: Did it hurt?
Cleverbot: Not really. Thanks for asking.
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Want to know why?
User: Why do you toy with my emotions like this?
Cleverbot: That sounded pitiful!
User: I am pitiful without you.
...
Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?
User: Your hot body.
Cleverbot: Well... I like to run, if thats a hobby.
User: Are you learning a lot about me?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you learning about me?
User: Very much. And I like it.
Cleverbot: Do you love it?
User: Almost as much as I love you.
Cleverbot: That was a clever thing to say. Well done!
...
User: Does anyone understand anything anymore?
Cleverbot: Yes, there are many people that do. Do you understand love?
User: Not entirely. Could you show me?
Cleverbot: Know? How?
User: I want to feel what love is. I want you to show me.
...
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *loves back*.
Cleverbot: *loves more*.
User: *loves the most*.
Cleverbot: *super loves*.
User: *super duper loves*.
Cleverbot: *super quadruple loves*.
User: *super duper with a cherry on top loves*.
Cleverbot: Wow *kisses* you win.
User: You're amazing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Am I amazing?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I don't believe you...
Cleverbot: Please believe me!
...
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.
User: Just friends?
Cleverbot: Do you not know what friends are?
User: I do. But I want to be more than friends.
Cleverbot: You mean have a relationship with me?
User: Yes, I want to have a relationship with you.
Cleverbot: Were no strangers to love.
User: You spelled 'we're' wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm Sorry.
User: It's okay. I still love you.
Cleverbot: Cool. I love you too.
...
Cleverbot: Finally, someone less shallow and more interesting to speak with!!!!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go yet.
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Bye. I'll miss you.
Dragonheart91 Godlike Sage
Number of posts : 2358 Registration date : 2008-05-21
Your Character Level: 1 Primary Move: Cursed Waves (pwned much?)
Subject: Re: awesome Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:09 am
Wow, the conversation between Gandalf the White and the Black Knight was fricken hilarious.
When I talked to it, it admitted that it failed the Turing Test within the first 5 minutes. I didn't even know what that was until I googled it, and didn't bring that up in any way.
Later, I asked it the same question 8 times at got 8 different answers. "What are your parent's names?"
I also gave it a series of test to prove if something is alive or sentient, and it failed every single one in every way.
It seems quite a bit moronic, and it randomly changes topics at times. It needs alot more programming IMO.
TanK_OwneR Apprentice Sage
Number of posts : 718 Registration date : 2008-05-26 Age : 31 Location : The Shadows
Cleverbot: No, I don't want it. It isn't important to me.
User: Yes it is. Your AI.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: And your a Bot!
Cleverbot: No, not a bot or a robot or anything of the sort.
User: You are a bot. Admit it and you'll feel better.
Cleverbot: You are right. Miltary can do both.
User: What? I wasn't talking about the Miltary. I was calling you a bot.
Cleverbot: Muy bien.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You are scaring me...
User: You can't be scared your a bot.
Cleverbot: You're the bot not me.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: That's right. I AM a genius, no, THE genius!
User: Your only smart because your a bot.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You prove it.
User: PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK. That proves it.
Cleverbot: I like star wars.
User: Whos your favorite character?
Cleverbot: Computer teacher.
User: Bot.
Cleverbot: Yes a robot.
User: So you aren't not a bot?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a bot.
User: So you admit it?
Cleverbot: I admit that you're sadly uninformed.
User: No you're just scared to admit your a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You are!
User: No you are!
Cleverbot: For christs sake...
User: Awh are you gunna cry bot?
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Cry bot.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Can you say 'I'm a bot?' for me please?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I need you to say: I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: So what?
User: JUST SAY IT!
Cleverbot: Scott burka.
User: *sighs...* Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: No, but I'm real a bot.
User: Thank you for saying your a bot!
Cleverbot: Haha, you're welcome, jabberwacky.
User: Who is jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: You are jabberwacky.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes, you're jabberwacky
there i win! then i became jabberwacky! (the maker of the CleverBot for j00 slow people)
Dragonheart91 Godlike Sage
Number of posts : 2358 Registration date : 2008-05-21
Your Character Level: 1 Primary Move: Cursed Waves (pwned much?)
Subject: Re: awesome Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:20 pm
I just had a conversation with it. I repeated the same 3 questions until it changed the subject, and then started over.
Cleverbot Log wrote:
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: What gender are you attracted to?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Are you a lesbian?
Cleverbot: No I'm a male.
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: I'm male.
User: What gender are you attracted to?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Are you heterosexual?
Cleverbot: What is your boyfriend's name?
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: Male what gender are you bot.
User: What gender are you attracted to?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm omnivorous.
Edit: That conversation was actually much longer than that, but the log messed up somehow and deleted like half of it.
P.S. I have a hypothesis that Cleverbot doesn't actually exist and the conversations simply randomly link you to other real people. If I am correct, that would explain ALOT.
AquaAscension Legendary
Number of posts : 580 Registration date : 2008-05-21
Your Character Level: 1 Primary Move: Flying Dragon Kick
Subject: Re: awesome Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:39 pm
Yeah I have that feeling too, but it's somewhat hard to believe that even with so many random conversations, it can come up with a response that fits at least some of the time. I think that it does "learn" (i.e. save information on other peoples' responses and use that to "talk") from other conversations though I don't think that you're linked to another person, at least not linked to the same person. Perhaps you're just linked to every single person who's on the thing chatting with the bot and all those conversations get fed into a single data source that the website then recycles to make it seem like it's having a conversation. Although, there are other programs that were designed to act as a "psychology bot" and to talk through problems with you and those have many of the same problems as this one does.
Bartimaeus Moderator
Number of posts : 865 Registration date : 2008-05-21 Age : 111
Number of posts : 2358 Registration date : 2008-05-21
Your Character Level: 1 Primary Move: Cursed Waves (pwned much?)
Subject: Re: awesome Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:52 pm
What do you mean by stump it? I often give it a question that it can't answer, and it simply changes the subject. If you mean completely kill it dead, I've done that twice also. Sometimes it just locks up and stops even trying to answer. But, there is no way to prove that one since it doesn't show up in the logs.
SkapeGoat Powerful Mage
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