Ruin A Wish

Granted but you learn your adopted and the president gives the launch codes to Iraq

I wish for a shiny nickle

you get the shiniest nickel in the world but accidentally use it for a soda, though the machine screws up and eats your money.

i wish i was mortal who died eventually.

btw i dont care how my life turns out, as long as im a mortal who dies eventually.

Granted, but you are brought back to life and die countless times from being experimented on by scientists.

I wish that no wish was ever repeated. (Looking @ you tank, that was my wish and it was granted...but it turned out to be chocolate.)

granted.



i wish for shiny nickel, unrefined.

LOL's

Granted, but it shines so bright that you are blinded and can no longer appreciate anything that is "shiny."

I wish for the freedom to do anything.



@Kuro... what do you mean a mortal that dies eventually? That's kind of redundant given that mortals, by definition, have to die eventually. Perhaps you meant immortal that dies eventually, but that doesn't make sense either unless you're going at it metaphorically and thinking that you'll be remembered (which some people believe that this makes you "immortal") for eternity. In which case, your body would die, but your essence would "live on" in peoples' minds.

Granted, but it costs you your life.

I'm going to try something experimental...

I wish I had a boyfriend named Mahfuz who wasn't a sociopath that was sick of my shit.

turns out he's a con artist who loves your shit and ends up stealing everything you hold dear.

i wish i had no emotions, died eventually and stayed dead.

Granted, but eventually turns into infinity.

I wish I had a boyfriend named Mahfuz who wasn't a con artist or sociopath, who wouldn't kill me nor take my shit.

mahfuz ends up being a terrorist who's mission is to kill your neighbor. he befriends you in order to get close to the target. sadly, you are caught in the explosion.

i wish the next post wouldn't get deleted. (if i see a post there, then my wish is granted)

Granted, but the post is so hideously inflammatory that it deserves to get deleted.

I wish I could see something nonsensical like a rain of cats and dogs from the comfort of my cat-and-dog-rain-proof home.

AquaAscension wrote:

Granted, but the post is so hideously inflammatory that it deserves to get deleted.

I wish I could see something nonsensical like a rain of cats and dogs from the comfort of my cat-and-dog-rain-proof home.

Granted, but the cats are actually bobcats, and the dogs are actually English Mastiff's. As they rain down, many people are injured, and it turns out one of your siblings had a bobcat land on them, and fractured their skull. Almost killing them, but leaving them with the disorder synesthesia.

DBC wishes for more cyanide.

Granted but a duck swoops down and eats it all then flies over a lake and shortly after plummets to the water

i wish for wings!

Granted, but they are scorched by the sun when you start to fly and you fall to your death.

I wish I had a boyfriend named Mahfuz who didn't take my shit, nor kill me or anything near me.

due to mahfuz never being near, the two of you lose contact and mahfuz eventually forgets you and moves on, leaving you deserted, crushed, and boyfriend-less.


i wish the evil monkey in my closet would go away.

Granted, but then the evil monkey haunts your youngest sibling who grows up deranged and blames it all on you for pawning off the evil monkey on aforementioned sibling.

What if one wishes for something bad...?

I wish for pain and suffering.

granted

you cut yourself.

but due to you being a masochist who enjoys pain, you brain triggers endorphines and you enter a state of bliss, which you then die in (from blood loss).


DBC wishes for more cyanide, but this time, mercury thyocyanide.

Granted but dbc spills it on his dog +(

I wish for another wish ?

SkapeGoat wrote:

Granted but dbc spills it on his dog +(

I wish for another wish ?

Granted, but your next wish was a dud, and exploded in your face.

I wish for cyanide capsules.

Granted but they all are duds

i wish for windex to clean this computer screen

Granted but the windex turned to be dud.

I wish people would actually corrupt a wish and not just say whatever they wished for was a dud.

Granted, but your wish turned out to be a dud and so people will still have the urge to do it despite a slight voice in their heads telling them that a greater power has forbade them to do such.

I wish I could kick through 25 concrete blocks at once without breaking myself or anyone else.

AquaAscension wrote:

Granted, but your wish turned out to be a dud and so people will still have the urge to do it despite a slight voice in their heads telling them that a greater power has forbade them to do such.

I wish I could kick through 25 concrete blocks at once without breaking myself or anyone else.

Granted. By the force of the kick sends the Earth tectonic plates into turmoil, resulting in massive, worldwide natural disasters.

I wish for... A mountain dew, that is safe to drink. It will not kill me, kill anyone else, hurt anyone, taste bad, explode, and would have the exact ingredients listed on the back.

granted, but it makes you have to piss like a racehorse, and the caffeine screws with your sleep cycle.

I wish to not have a wish.

The make a wish foundation finds out and decides to kill you in your sleep with a toaster.
I wish for it to always be the year 2008