Ruin A Wish

Granted its Rhys but hes just a mindless clone...

I wish that i could have thought of a better answer for Dragon and Sins wishes

Granted, but you actually didn't think of it. I did.

I wish this set of wishing would be broken and we'd start wishing for other things.

COMBO BREAK, but then the wishing starts again subliminally.

I wish I had some....Rice.

Granted, but it's only 1 grain.

I wish I had a trash truck.

Granted, but it's full of chopped up human bodies. Your arrested as a murderer and sent to prison for the rest of your natural life.


I wish for Rice.

Quote :

Granted, but it's only 1 grain

I wished for SOME. Plural. Fail ruining >.>

Quote :

I wish for Rice.

Granted, but it's not cooked fully.

I wish Dragonheart91 would finish tallying up the scores for the Hurt & Heal so we could start a new one.

Granted but he gives everyones points to me

I wish for a nuke to blow up something i have decided yet... (maybe i should wish for something to blow up)

The nuke is counting down.

As ideas for possible destinations for nuclear death flash through your mind, the timer hits zero and detonates, leaving 10,000 becquerels of radiation in a crater 5 miles in diameter in its wake.

you die, too.


i wish dragon would get his internet back.

granted but then his elderly neighbours steal his connection.

bash wishes his "omfg thermal-kitty" had its right ear back

Granted, but it's only photoshopped into the image.

I wish that I had 50 friendly zombies.

Granted, but they're still zombies and after a while of not getting fed by you or your irresponsible friend, they rampage and start a zombie apocalypse. If only God could rest their souls...

I wish that they'd make jetpacks and flying cars that were affordable and safe.

Granted, but they're not available to the public.

I wish I could control stuff with my mind.

Granted, but it does brain damage whenever you use your power.

I wish someone had noticed that when I wished for Rice it was capitalized.

Granted, everyone notices but everyone things it was just a typo.

I wish that Dragonheart91 finished getting those scores done TODAY without giving anyone all points, or messing up on points in anyway.

Granted, but TODAY, because it is all capitalized puts so much stress on dragon that he murders people right after tallying the scores but right before posting them online. Although the scores are done today, Dragon can't post them because he's gone crazy. Sorry.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

Granted, but you chose to even though you didn't have to.

I wish my name was Tidus.

Granted, but people pronounce it as Tight-ass.

I wish my next wish is granted and not corrupt or ruined.

Granted but your wish is for your you do be painfully tortured and then butt raped and left to slowly die in a jail cell from AIDS

I wish that my grant to Jay was less Emo..

Granted, but someone else grants the same wish in the same way.

I wish I had a green scarf.

Granted, but it's not fashionable nor does it cure your cold/flu.

I wish I was caught up on my readings...

Granted, but then the professor changes the readings so all of what you just read is now obsolete.

I wish the internet didn't need grammar Nazi's.

Granted, the Internet doesn't exist anymore.

I wish my lunch wasn't so salty.

Granted, now it's sugary.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted but your served with a side of chips.

I wish i had super mans powers!