Funny Quotes

Ahh, then nevermind about you being the tie-breaker. I'll just do it myself.

What is that a quote from?

an email I got

I don't watch any anime - AT ALL.

Unless you consider the Avatar anime, which, hardly anybody does, and inb4 the flames, be quiet,

its amerie, I actually liked avatar, its was pretty creative and used interesting martial art styles, though I find kung fu a bit more of a sub class of martial art since you don't really learn anything that would help you much in a fight...

Avatar is one of the best shows ever . Seriously. That show is jokes, has a good plotline and is interesting. Too bad it's over.

Heres a quote that works for avater:

Anime Life Lessons wrote:

-The most skilled martial arts master is completely defenseless against a slap from his girlfriend-

Iroh: It's a nice night for a walk. Why don't you come join me? Or you can just stay in your room and sit in the dark. Whatever makes you happy.

Zuko (giving his dagger to the boy, Lee): "Look at the inscription."
Lee: "Made in the Earth Kingdom."
Zuko: "The other inscription."

Lol .

Yeah. The show has great characters, and a great world, and a pretty good plot.

And sometimes, it can really be hilarious.

Three more entries please? Once we get 5 I can judge. (Or if everyone is bored and wants to continue. But right now, there are only two entries.)

I'll post another, I got like 2 pages of them from that email.

anime life lessons wrote:

-Those who wear eye patches never simply lost their eye. Or they have some uber-magic ability under it-

Lol, those aren't specifically from an anime. I am not sure if I should count them, as they are about anime in general instead of specifically being from anime. Either way, only one entry per person, and only two quotes per entry. Please just pick your favorite 2 and put them down.

Sakka: "Or the time I got two fish hooks stuck in my thumb."

Aang: "Two?"

Katara: "He tryed to get the first fish hook out with a second."



Aang: "This whole Earthbending thing really has me confused; There's so much pressure. Everyone expects me to get it right away. It puts me in a really awkward position."
Sokka (While 4/5ths of his entire body is stuck in a hole): "Awkward position, I think I know the feeling."

There's tons more.

Sokka is a joker for sure. It was hard choosing from only 2. I like Azula's sense of ...cruel humor as well.

heres my quote just so we can judge already...

Naruto wrote:

BELIEVE IT IM A FUK UP!

When did naruto say that lol?

In some failure of a dub....doubt he said that in the original...he he never even says believe in it the original so its already wrong.

He couldn't say that in a dub, there is no cursing in the dub. Must be something from a fanfiction.


Jay J. wins with his made in the earth kingdom quote. Go ahead and start the new one whenever you want Jay.

Alright, new theme: Twisted. These quotes must be funny, however...you're not sure if you should laugh or be like .

I'll start.

Japanese Businessman: Do you like Ferraris?
Go Go Yubari: Ferraris... Italian trash.
[Japanese businessman giggles]
Go Go Yubari: Do you want to screw me?
[Japanese businessman giggles again]
Go Go Yubari: Don't laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no?
Japanese Businessman: Yes.
[She stabs him in the stomach with a Samurai short sword]
Go Go Yubari: How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me?... Or is it I who has penetrated you?

jay you have to judge... i dont think its really fair that you post a quote too...

I will, I was giving more of an example of a "twisted" quote. It was a little broad, so I gave somewhat of an example.

ah ok... heres mine

Stewie wrote:

Mother, life is like a box of chocolates--you never know what your gonna get. However your life is like a box of active granades!

People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within.
Ramona L. Anderson

I hope this fits

BashAndSmash wrote:

People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within.
Ramona L. Anderson

I hope this fits

Bash if you win and kill this thread like you nearly did the 3 acronyms game...

I will hunt you down like a dog and beat you to a bloody pulp with a nine-iron...